Hijacked

Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2010 by subbo

Dear whoever’s blog this is, I’m sorry I hijacked it but I need to be heard!

You may think I’m a cheerful person but I’m not. I f*cking hate my life! First of all, I have a dead end job with the most cheapest boss I have ever met. He’s so cheap he only hired me and this other guy, some 40- year old virgin whose such a pretentious emo b*tch. Get a life a**hole! I can’t drive cause I’ve been failing my driving test since forever and my driving instructor hates my guts.  The only girl I know is this foreign chick which is actually pretty cool if she wasn’t so damn hairy. I’m not just talking bout just legs here mahn, I’m talking armpits, hands, feet, her whole freaking body. So not hot girl! But damn she is so much better than my other friend. Oh my god, is he such a retard. He’s fat, jobless and did I mention he’s so f*cking stupid? And for fuck’s sake get a shirt man! I wish I can stay in my house forever but I think the house is starting to rot. I mean who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Nk Batang?

Posted in Sexy on June 12, 2010 by subbo

An interesting man messaged me on facebook today.

Very interesting I thought to myself. Obviously, he was talking about my d*ck. I checked his page to make sure it wasn’t a prank. Oh yeah, he was gay alright. Gay enought to be a part of the Gay Village!
So I toyed with him for awhile.
Okay at this point I was using my super bullsh*tting skills to make sh*t up.
I’m a horrible liar. And that was my friends number too!
Question:
Do I LOOK gay to you? Sure I’m not that manly type of guy but I don’t think I look gay. Why me anyway? Out of so many people to hit on you choose me because?  Am I Kurt Hummel to you? I am confused and enraged that you would think I was gay based on my appearance. How could you!? HOW COULD YOU!?
Oh wait….. Ahhh I see why……
I’m just change that…..

The Lost season finale was awesome. So was Grey’s Anatomy’s but I don’t want to admit I like watching that.

Posted in Uncategorized on June 1, 2010 by subbo

So here’s something I haven’t told my very neglected blog. I started college. I started college six months ago. I actually finished my first semester in college. College is fun. There’s something different about college compared to school. College has a more relaxed feel than school. Theres no more school uniforms or boundaries. Remember how Mrs Chan always talk about Cybercafes like it was the hellpit of sins full of gambling and sex without condoms. None of that bullsh*t here! I go once per week! Sometimes 5 times per week!

Note to my younger readers: If you wanna go to Sunway college and if you wanna take CIMP (Canadian International Matriculation Program), take Family Studies. Seriously, best subject ever. The stuff we learn is freaking interesting and the assignments are totally memorable. Here let me show  you:

Here’s a picture of one my assignments. Our objective is to have a fake wedding (or funeral) from any nationality. Ours was Arabian. And clearly not a funeral.

This is a picture of another group’s Italian wedding. Why I’m showing you this? Cause I’m the groom! Every group in my class wanted me to be in their wedding (and one funeral) for some apparent reason. I watched my sister get married in Arabia, got married with an Italian, watched my son get married with a Korean, and died and mummified in Egypt (Sadly no photos for that)

And here’s my son, little Abu who I took care for one week. Its a water balloon and people keep saying he looks like me.

So totally do that subject.

A Town Called Orange Part 1

Posted in Uncategorized on March 16, 2010 by subbo

Hey guys! I know I should be blogging on some other important things (like college for example) but instead I wrote a short story. Its a long one actually (could it be a novel??). Anyway, I’ll try to write rest BUT you know me, always with the trying and never with the doing. Enjoy!

FirstStop mall was one of the biggest malls in the city. It was a popular hangout spot for everyone between the ages of ten to sixty. High on top of the other floors is the cinema showcasing the latest movies involving the hottest actresses and actors fighting crime, aliens, and vampires while finding time to be attracted to each other. In the bowling alley next to the cinema, bowling balls smoothly slide on waxed floors before colliding with plastic pins which is then followed by joyful hugs and awful victory dances.

Every store was full of people. Preteen girls were trying on new trendy clothes, giggling to themselves. High school boys were browsing the latest in gaming entertainment, remembering reviews they read online. Middle aged working men slowly take out their wallets as they use their salaries to buy trivial things that will be forgotten. They were smiling. They were all smiling except for one person.  Angelos looked like an empty man. His face was pale and tired. His eyes were swollen, dark and determined. He would not move from the bench he is sitting on, being transfixed on the fast food restaurant in front of him. Among the many people in that restaurant, a child was enjoying her ice cream with her family. It was the soft type of ice cream and she was enjoying it so much that it fell on the floor. Tears started rolling from her eyes.

Under his breath, Angelos muttered words that mean nothing to these shoppers. Green electricity start to arch across his fingers. His eyes were still staring at the child who was now being comforted by her family. The electricity starts to spread across his whole body. People walking past Angelos start to notice and they start to gather round him. One woman tried to put her hand on his shoulder but then she received a nasty shock that threw her on the ground. She was petrified.

“Oh my god, are you okay?” said a worried bystander to the woman.

“I saw a vision. Of a different world. It was burning to the ground.” She replied. She was expecting weird expressions and lots of loud talking but no one moved. In fact, they couldn’t. It took her awhile before she realized only she and Angelos can move.

Angelos, whose body stopped emanating electricity, was looking at her like he was looking at a dead body. He was crying.

“I hate this part of the job,” He said. His dialect was perfectly British. “The collecting of people and all that. Wish he could find a way to rule the world without me. I’m a slave you see. Part of a group taken in 1587. Strange though, never asked to get so many people at once. Master must be doing something big.”

The woman and Angelos continued staring at each other.

“Don’t worry about that world. It’s perfectly safe as long as Orange is safe,” he continued “ You guys on the other hand. Slaves for all eternity. Depressing stuff. Now stay there like the charming woman you are as I teleport you all to your new home. I’ll be honest, its gonna hurt and that’s why I froze everyone so they won’t feel a thing but since you touched me you’re gonna have to endure-“

“Please,” she interrupted him. “Have mercy on me,”

Angelos looked away, sighed and snorted the fluids coming out of his nose. He noticed the young child with the fallen ice-cream was looking at him with her tears frozen in time.

“I can’t”

The woman began to hear a high-pitched shriek inside her head and everything started to distort and fade out. Pain started going through her body, a feeling like a thousand sharp 20-inch nails were going through her body. In an instant she was gone. Everyone else was gone too. Even Angelos was gone too. The only thing that remained was their clothes.

Every store was empty. Mannequins were displaying the newest designer clothes to tiny dust particles. Television sets once proudly showing cool new trailers of video games was met with no response. Wallets were left unguarded along with credit cards and other valuable items. Another happy day has ended abruptly. Bowling balls that were being held by someone all fell hard, making loud thumps that echoed throughout the FirstStop. One of the bowling balls kept rolling and went into the gutter.

Happy Belated New Years!!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on January 9, 2010 by subbo

Sup. Well, it’s been nine days. Nine days since we officially reached 2010. 2009 has been a great and possibly my favourite year. It was fun, we did some sh*t and met cool people. Now I don’t know what  2010 is gonna bring us but I hope we do keep in touch and sorry I’ve been so distant due to my ‘anti-social’ tendencies :/. A callout to my homies, call me if you wanna hangout and if any of you wanna know which college I’m going, its at Sunway working on mass communication. Ciao!

I like cheese. Cheese is good.

Posted in Sincerity on December 14, 2009 by subbo

So all the 5M students probably got this. They all got a letter saying nice qualities about themselves typed by none other than the lovable, innocent Clinton Faiz. First of all, I would like to say that was a totally cheesy move and as an anti-cheese man, you deserve a slap in the face.  But it was adorable cheese so you get a high five. Secondly, it just makes you wonder doesn’t it, what would happen if you took the initiative instead. Ladies and gentleman, I am glad to show you 28 HEARTFELT LETTERS FILLED WITH HEART AND CHEESE.


Dear < Insert Boy Name Here>,

Listen I need to tell you something. I have always been inferior to your < Insert Good Qualities Here>. And you also look hotter than me. Goodbye and have a nice day!


Dear < Insert Girl Name Here>,

Hey, <Insert Girl Name Here>, I like you. I always thought you were the most beautiful girl in class. Everyday, it was hard not to drop down to floor and weep from all the beauty. I know I shouldn’t do this via letters but we should hangout more. Also, don’t see the other letters, they are envious of your hotness. See you around sometime.


And then I just copy and paste it and, like, let some other guy to edit. Yeah, I know, I’m very sincere. You just wanna hug me right now, don’t you? I’ll just end my post here………………………………..

Oh alright, I’ll do another one.
Dear Clinton,

You’re probably thinking that I’m gonna give you some sarcastic sass to you but there won’t be any in here. You got a heart, boy. A heart that’s totally so huge that can cover the sun. Thats the greatest asset anyone could ever have. You’re taste in music is great and your view on life, while I don’t agree on some, is strong. Sorry if I went a little bit overboard, my weirdness can be a tad too much. Of all the 5M students, your company has been the most welcome. Farewell my friend and thanks for being there!

XOXO, Amier Ariffin.

P.S. Je voudrais danser avec les loups avec vous de nouveau sur le champ de bataille. C’est un massage secret qui ne signifie rien. And ,yes, Ring My Bell is totally a sexy song.

Freed Omg.

Posted in Exams, Sexy on December 9, 2009 by subbo

We did it. The metaphorical dragon called SPM has been slain and stuffed and, umm cooked to perfection and eaten. Yeah, we ate SPM. Metaphorically.

It’s over.

SPM is like death. Yeah, I know its a morbid way to think of it but keep reading. Just like how death is gonna be, SPM was a daunting moment of our lives. We fear the worse, get scared over something so close, so inevitable until we prepared for it. Then when we do get prepared for it, we become ready to just end it all. After that, it’s all on how well you did in school. You begin to realise, that SPM was just an end stage of your life and the true beginning begins.

So how did I start my new beginning?

Ooooooooohhhh yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh. Hot.

*girlish squeals*

Ewww. That's so not sexy.

Then we ate Italiannies. Does anyone like Italiannies? Why do we keep eating there?

Oh yeah, and I wanted to buy an Xbox 360 game but those bas*ards don’t sell them as much anymore. I feel like an extinct race. Lets see more New Moon.

This sh*t just got hotter.

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